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(Gimme a back beat!)

Y'all put your hands up
And lift yo dixie cup
Cause today's a special day for our Miss Low!
She's the guest room winningest
VMK head spinningest
Most hip hoppingest...

Aww, hey Tea. I'm not quite gone and clearly not quite forgotten.

I got very busy with work over the summer and wasn't online much. Sometimes I'd only go on to SW just to listen to my playlist...

Well I tried everything.

I downloaded the new Adobe Do-Dads.™

I entered every password I could imagine ever thinking of.

I stood in front of a mirror and said "Bloody Mary" three times.
...

"Much" is a relative term, since I'm missing out on everything, which is infinitely more than nothing.

Why error-page, why?!?
Yay I win! Is it a way in? Cause that's what I need. :(

Ricks...

Aww, it's ok, TinkRocks. Let's cheer on VFK even louder and it will open.

I, personally, will start complaining about VKF after they have their first quest that requires an unreal score on...

I like your brand of denial!

Ricks (who locks it a lawt)

Two thoughts:

1. They clearly don't know what they're missing.

2. Being the selfish so-and-so I am, I'm kinda glad you're not Staff since I have a principle about getting too friendly with...

Ok...

Last night, we heard a bunch of VMK staff making comments like "we'll see you very soon" and such.

Now VFK has said this:

Plus, we have an amazing surprise for you! Here’s a hint, once...

Does anyone know why there's no "Play Now" button on the VMK home page? I mean, is VMK down or something?

Hello?

Is anyone there?

-cups hands and looks through virtual glass window-
...

Sounds like a reasonable change.

Thanks, Mods, for looking out for us and for your hard work.

Allow me to buy you an adult beverage. :marg:

Ricks (who is anything if not reasonable)

I just went to that link and that's about the most confusing thing.

You can buy something! Or it may be free.

You can personalize and socialize! To what end?

It will be hip and cool! ...

Nice pic, Genie.

Did anyone else notice that everyone in the picture is smiling.... except PinkJJ who is talking?

Ricks (who won't say anything about how appropriate that is... nope, won't...

Me! Me! Gotta love those Canadian delicacies:

Moose burgers

Seal flipper pie

Figgy duff

Ah, and braised Eskimo

I just love reading Terms of Use statements. It's like reading a love letter. They make me so happy, nay thrilled to be a resident of the "third rock from the sun." Oops! Now NBC will be after me...

Yum! There is nothing quite like fried modems with a side of grits. Am I right, Northern-Southern belle?

Ricks (who does not like Green MPEGs and RAM)

Stop, you're creepin' me out here!
Stop!! You're creepin' me out here!!
Ohhh, I thought you meant the Ring girl... to which I would've responded... "Stop!!! You're creepin' me out here!!!"

Ricks...

It seems we all had our theory for where Patti had disappeared to. My theories? In order of probability, they were:

1. Eaten by bear.
2. Eaten by Ogopogo.
3. Eaten by rampaging "Lord of the...

(insert saucy statement about Stacy London not in that dress here)

Ricks (who has no comment)

P.S.: I'm in favor of not complaining about VFK just yet, since VMK often seemed bludgeoned by...

Hey, don't make fun of Alpha Girl. She and I went to middle school together and she was teased mercilessly. Only now has she decided that she can handle the virtual world.

You people... you're...

Boy oh boy, ya gotta get up PRETTY early in the morning to be among the first five people to wish Pink a happy day. Sheesh. Well... I guess it's not too late... so...

:easter:

Oops... I...

And to the gato de nacho, I leave the green mickey ears I just purchased as well as those sweet green sneakers. Rest in peace, VMK. Pero viva la nacho!!

Ricks (who will requiescat in pace... for...

Oh Cita....

Call me irresponsible... :spend:

Tell me I'm impractical... :bubbles:

Rainbows I'm inclined to pursue...lalala :party2:

But we're desperate here, dancer!

And those thousands of politely-worded, yet biting missives finally made Hitler crack on April 30, 1945. Let's not forget our history, people! You can make a difference!

Ricks (who teases his...

I must disagree with you, my dear Ice.

I've only played Club Penguin for about 5 minutes, but I can tell you this....

My Penguin, cleverly entitled Rickscafe, looks different from all the...

Au contraire, mon frère virtuale.

Mickey shoes remain as priceless as ever.

Ricks (whose top hat will soon find a home at the Smithsonian)