Where's Patricia??

[Patricia]

Hi everyone

We had a nasty thunder storm and I lost my Internet connection. They can't fix me till Monday. Boo to that.

I'll see ya'll next week! Have a lovely weekend.

[Jeremy]

Aww Patti.
I'm so sorry.
We will miss you.

[JPL]

I thought the girls who thought Alphagirl was cute got you

Of course my second thought was that you had fallen and couldn't get up

[Blue Genie]

question? If u can't get on until monday then how are u on now.

[RicksCafe]

It seems we all had our theory for where Patti had disappeared to. My theories? In order of probability, they were:

1. Eaten by bear.
2. Eaten by Ogopogo.
3. Eaten by rampaging "Lord of the Flies" daycare kids.

I'm glad to see you are not yet eaten, P.

Ricks (who clearly needs to eat lunch)

[chrisb26]

Glad to see you were not attacked by crazy day care kids Patti

question? If u can't get on until monday then how are u on now.

She has magical powers

[JPL]

2. Eaten by Ogopogo.

Patti is the Ogopogo

Now follow me on this one in the Summer she takes her day care kids to the lake and most sighting happen around these day coincidence I think not

[mickeytinkerbellprincess]

You guys are too funny

We'll miss you, Patti. Contrary to some people who think you have been eaten

[JPL]

They can't fix me till Monday.

Wow and here we thought you couldn't be fixed

Can you ask them to fix you keyboard too maybe they can put the letters where your fingers think they should be

[Patricia]

it's nivcce to see Jp had fun with me bring gone. and, whaty;d wrong withn my typhing?

I deny being the Ogopogo.

I'd like to deny falling over, but there are too many INTERCOT witnesses.


Genie, I paint stage sets at a local theatre and I borrowed a computer while I was there one morning.


Oh yeah... I'mmm backkkkk with my shiny new modem. The old one was fried by the storm.

[mickeytinkerbellprincess]

Yay! back patti cake patti cake!

[JPL]

I deny being the Ogopogo.

But I have supporting Evidence

1. Ogopogo is green and I have personally seen Patti turn Green.

2. Ogopogo swims in the lake that Patti frequents.

3. Some witnesses claim that Ogopogo has a long horse like mane. Patti has a long mane.

4. Witnesses claim to see humps coming out of the water but my guess is they are really seeing bumps from all the time Patti falls down.

5. As far we know Ogopogo has trouble typing with it's flippers and well we all know how well patti types.

6. There has never been an Ogopogo sighting while Patti was at WDW.

[terri.m]

But I have supporting Evidence


3. Some witnesses claim that Ogopogo has a long horse like mane. Patti has a long mane.

You haven't seen Patti for a while have you JP??

Oh yeah... I'mmm backkkkk with my shiny new modem. The old one was fried by the storm.

What is it with us canadians and storms frying out modems??



It's great to have you back Patti!

[JPL]

Forgot one important piece of evidence


7. Ogopogo clumsy on land. Patti clumsy on land.

[RicksCafe]

I'mmm backkkkk with my shiny new modem. The old one was fried by the storm.

Yum! There is nothing quite like fried modems with a side of grits. Am I right, Northern-Southern belle?

Ricks (who does not like Green MPEGs and RAM)

[Patricia]

My fried modems are deee-lish. Anyone want to come over for dinner?

I'm surprised Jp didn't make a rude comment about my fried modem being burned..

[JPL]

Thanks for reminding me about point #8

8. The Ogopogo is not known for it's culinary skills. Patti not known for her culinary skills.

[RicksCafe]

Anyone want to come over for dinner?

Me! Me! Gotta love those Canadian delicacies:

Moose burgers

Seal flipper pie

Figgy duff

Ah, and braised Eskimo

Yum!

Ricks (who welcomes Patti back to the world of the "living")

[trackbarroness]

Sounds good what time are we expected to show up?
Oh by the way I told a couple people last night on VMK that PirateGal and I bought a sort of new place to live in. And no we don't have to travel to far to move our stuff into the new place. It's in the same place that we live in now.