Who's Number 1

[JimmyC]

To Cyborg JohnY,

Hub-Spoke world is [img]graemlins/devil_smile.gif[/img]

[LarryBoy]

Maybe #1 and #2 are reserved for llamas and squirells. [img]wink_smile.gif[/img] I think #666 was assigned to the evil dolls [img]graemlins/devil_smile.gif[/img] (Did anybody actually get this number?)

[ November 07, 2001: Message edited by: LarryBoy ]</p>

[imported_JohnY]

Like the number of licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie roll totsie pop...

the world may never know.

[JimmyC]

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by JohnY:
Like the number of licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie roll totsie pop...

the world may never know.<hr></blockquote>

Lawyers still won't let you talk about Ralph and Edgar? [img]graemlins/winky.gif[/img]

[Lizzy]

John you are baaaaad [img]graemlins/nono.gif[/img]

[imported_dpamac]

I've done some research. I've done some digging and . . . what I'm about to say may result in my disappearance. But I'll say it anyway.

There can only be on John at a time. When the Intercot boards were coming online, John cloned himself three times. One to work on the GUI, one to work on the server side and one to work on all the software. Well, as time went on and the rollout of the boards was coming closer, the clones became more powerful. They began to resist John and refuse to do the work. One night, there was a terrible fight while the Johns were registering. The original John wanted to be first. But the clones felt they had the right to register first, as they did all the work. There were fights over the keyboard.

Three of the Johns, the original, JohnZ and JohnX, disappeared that night in a freak server accident that opened a chronosynclastic infandibulum.

All record of those original registrations were purged from the system.

So, it's possible if JohnZ, JohnX or even the original John had the patience of JohnY, they'd be around today.

[ November 07, 2001: Message edited by: dpamac ]</p>

[LarryBoy]

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by dpamac:
chronosynclastic infandibulum.
[ November 07, 2001: Message edited by: dpamac ]<hr></blockquote>

Whoah, big words.

[img]graemlins/doubleeek.gif[/img]

[Ed]

So what you're saying, Gary, is that you don't have the vaguest notion, right ? [img]confused_smile.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/shakehead.gif[/img]

[img]graemlins/beer_yum.gif[/img]

[imported_dpamac]

Sure. That's what they said to Columbus too. Go ahead. Disbelieve the truth . . .

Oh look! Men in black suits coming to talk to me. [img]omg_smile.gif[/img]

[Ed]

Black suits, or white suits and carrying a special sport jacket with very long arms and padlocks, just for you ? [img]graemlins/crazy.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/crazy.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/crazy.gif[/img]

[Patricia]

Wait till Gary's sleep deprivation starts after the baby is born.

He's just going to get weirder. [img]graemlins/shakehead.gif[/img]

[ November 07, 2001: Message edited by: Patricia ]</p>

[PixieHearted]

I AM THE PUMPKIN KING!!!

Wait... D'oh!

[JimmyC]

I take it Gary's being taken to meet Ralph and Edgar

[Altair]

So John only made himself number three. Muammar Quddafi, the leader of Libya, only made himself a colonel. What's up with that? [img]graemlins/doubleeek.gif[/img]

[MKPlutoGuy]

lol ok this post is really long so im just gonna smile and nod hehe! [img]wink_smile.gif[/img]

[goofgal]

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Patricia:
He's just going to get weirder. [img]graemlins/shakehead.gif[/img]

[ November 07, 2001: Message edited by: Patricia ]<hr></blockquote>

I'm getting scared. Very scared.

[Roland]

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by dpamac:
chronosynclastic infandibulum.

[ November 07, 2001: Message edited by: dpamac ]<hr></blockquote>

My sister was treated for a case of that.

My parents were not pleased.

[Eeyore]

I know all the awnsers....mwahahahahah.....but just as a thought...Maybe John uuuused to be one and some guy named Larry or Joe used to be two, but then they re-did the boards and John and Larryjoe had to re register but there was a glitch causing Larryjoe to move to the north pole and his #2 spot to re-appear when the newest boards (recent ones) were logged on. John being the webmaster had already re-registered so he actually has two accounts. This wasn't a problem until he hooked up the new boards witch remember everything..including the original two. [img]embaressed_smile.gif[/img] . okay, well, its better than Gary's theory!

[JimmyC]

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Roland:


My sister was treated for a case of that.

<hr></blockquote>

My sister was bitten by a moose

[Fantasmic]

I don't have a sister