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  1. #1
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    Another thread got us to thinking about a very serious subject.

    In the interest of protecting all Intercotees from possible harm, our attorneys have recommended that a warning label be applied to the site. Following is a rough first draft. Your additions to the cautionary statement are welcome.

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    CAUTION!

    Intercot is intended for use only by those people who have a reasonable amount of grey matter contained within the area bordered by their ears, their forehead, and the back of their head. It is intended solely for entertainment, the exchange of information, and trip planning. Intercot will not be responsible for less-than-perfect vacation trips, marital strife caused by one spouse monopolizing the computer, flat tires, the heartbreak of psoriasis, flatulence, or damage done by the forceful expelling of liquids and/or solids from one’s mouth onto one’s computer monitor and/or keyboard. Intercot will not be responsible for collateral damage due to proximity to exploding Bourbon Beanie-Weenie Bombs or discharges of Silly String. Intercot will not be responsible for loss of employment caused by operators’ uncontrolled explosions of laughter or the spontaneous singing of Disney songs while at work.

    Intercot must be operated in a safe manner at all times. To minimize the possibility of serious injury and/or death, the following guidelines must be observed at all times:<UL TYPE=SQUARE><LI>Intercot should never be operated while in the bathtub;
    <LI>It should not be used to slice bagels;
    <LI>It should not be operated in the presence of open flames or flammable gasses, including, but not limited to, methane;
    <LI>Never operate Intercot while under the influence of alcohol or medication; (well, almost never…)
    <LI>Never operate Intercot while operating a motor vehicle or heavy equipment;
    <LI>Intercot must always be lifted with the knees, not the back;
    <LI>Operators must always wear clean undergarments in case of an accident;[/list]

    Any litigation filed against Intercot will be settled in accordance with the laws of the Independent Republic of Yaglenskiville.

    USE AT YOUR OWN RISK !!

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    What other warnings do you think should be added ??

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    [This message has been edited by TiggTigg5 (edited May 18, 2001).]

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    First, I need screen cleaner.

    Maybe you should have a statement saying that Intercot is not responsible for any medical or funneral costs of an person who is injured by, or dies laughing at its contents. Or something to that effect.

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    °o° Angie - WDWaddict °o°

    ~mother of two already addicted little boys~

    ** I suffer from serious deep rooted Disney related issues.**

    Last Trip: March 2001
    Next Trip: May 20th (hopefully)

    [This message has been edited by WDWaddict (edited May 18, 2001).]

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    Cool

    May cause dizzyness?

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    It's great to be from ALABAMA!!

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    Red face

    So, I guess that means I am now a banned Non-INTERCOT member!

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    “Far better it is to dare mighty things,
    to win glorious triumphs,
    even though checkered by failure,
    than to take rank with those poor spirits
    who neither enjoy much nor suffer much,
    because they live in the gray twilight
    that knows not victory nor defeat.”

    Theodore Roosevelt


    FIRST TRIP 1980 - LAST TRIP 2001 - NEXT TRIP - IN PLANNING STAGES
    Romans 8:31

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    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by WDWaddict:
    First, I need screen cleaner.

    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    No longer covered by the Intercot petty cash fund....

    (I too am in need of some.....)

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    Tracey AKA Ðiz...

    "To all that come to this
    happy place, welcome!"

    Disneyland: 400+ times
    WDW: 1994

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    The user should be warned that he or she may be subjected to bizarre genetic, pysicis and medical experiments perpetrated by an evil genius bent on world domination. These experiements include, but are not limited to:

    <UL TYPE=SQUARE>
    <LI> Transformation into a minature monkey
    <LI> Llama gene splicing
    <LI> Ingestion of certain waters from a certain river in a certain ride in a certain place inhabited by certain beings
    <LI> Sea Monkey grafting
    <LI> Being put on the game grid
    <LI> Being strapped to an old 20K sub for testing of the Theory of Realitivity
    <LI> JimmyC dusting your house with his beloved rags[/list]

    WARNING
    Intercot has been known to warp space and time in its vicinity. Please do not operate in a vacuum.

    WARNING
    The message board you are about to view may contain material of childlike fantasy and may not be sutiable for adults. Child supervision is suggested.

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    Gary(aka dpamac)
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    I had just setled down to re-read The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy after cutting the lawn, getting stung by something with a stinger, and putting cream (non-whipped) on my sun-burn bald spot.

    Suddenly, I start getting these vibes.

    Goooo ontoooo Intercooootttt Somethingggg Vitalllll is Happeningggggg

    I took my meds, but the voices continued.

    So, here I am, spitting valuable IPA onto my monitor, laughing like a madman (at least that's what my wife is saying), and thinking,

    Intercot, and all that reside here,ROCK !!!!!!

    Added Warnings
    -All that Glitter is suspect
    -Anyone who likes cottoncandy, please report to building 587 for a free shearing, and upgrade.
    -We are not responsible for wombat bites, or those who are overcome by stinkyfoot

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    Intercot T-Shirts have built-in anti-doll repellent.

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    Wink


    Don't forget to add that Intercot is not responsible for any cases of food poisoning that may be contracted from ingesting ChipDale's cooking!

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    Samantha

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    Beware of Sea Lice?

    You guys are insane...

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    In the works:
    X Busch Gardens VA 2001 (Been there done that!)
    -Cedar Point OH 2001
    -Worlds of Adventure 2001
    -Walt Disney World 2001
    -DisneyLand 2002


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    Cool

    Great, not only have I ruined my new monitor at work, it now looks like I need a new monitor for home!

    Thanks guys. I had an awful day and you just cheered me up! (Should have come here hours ago.)

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    What's the best screen cleaner to get spagetti off?

    Warning: This may cause addiction. If you feel that you may have an intercot problem call 1-800-intercot. Or contact us at our website www.intercot.com.

    Warning: Overuse may result in JimmyC being able to read your mind.

    Warning: This product should not be left alone with nonbelievers. It can start to corrupt their beliefs.

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    10 DAYS AND COUNTING

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    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Tiggerdog:
    Great, not only have I ruined my new monitor at work, it now looks like I need a new monitor for home!
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Intercot will not be responsible for less-than-perfect vacation trips, marital strife caused by one spouse monopolizing the computer, flat tires, the heartbreak of psoriasis, flatulence, or damage done by the forceful expelling of liquids and/or solids from one’s mouth onto one’s computer monitor and/or keyboard.

    Sorry, monitors are not covered in the Intercot-insurance.

    Llamas and sea-monkeys on the other hand...

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    "...I say believe in the future. The world is getting better."
    -Walt Disney

    In the works:
    X Busch Gardens VA 2001 (Been there done that!)
    -Cedar Point OH 2001
    -Worlds of Adventure 2001
    -Walt Disney World 2001
    -DisneyLand 2002


    Click here to vote for Intercot as the #1 Disney Site!

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    ~LOL~..Ed you are too much!!...

    ~Operators must always wear clean undergarments in case of an accident

    ~JimmyC dusting your house with his beloved rags

    I see a conflict here..

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    No site is complete without a Disclaimer:

    DISCLAIMER: This message does not reflect the thoughts or opinions of either myself, my company, my friends, or my cat; don't quote me on that; don't quote me on anything; all rights reserved; you may distribute this message freely but you may not make a profit from it; terms are subject to change without notice; illustrations are slightly enlarged to show detail; any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, is unintentional and purely coincidental; do not remove this disclaimer under penalty of law; hand wash only, tumble dry on low heat; do not bend, fold, mutilate, or spindle; your mileage may vary; no substitutions allowed; for a limited time only; this message is void where prohibited, taxed, or otherwise restricted; caveat emptor; message is provided "as is" without any warranties; reader assumes full responsibility; an equal opportunity message; no shoes, no shirt, no message; quantities are limited while supplies last; if any defects are discovered, do not attempt to read them yourself, but return to an authorized service center; read at your own risk; parental advisory - explicit lyrics; text may contain explicit materials some readers may find objectionable, parental guidance is advised; keep away from sunlight; keep away from pets and small children; limit one-per-family please; no money down; no purchase necessary; you need not be present to win; some assembly required; batteries not included; instructions are included; action figures sold separately; no preservatives added; slippery when wet; safety goggles may be required during use; sealed for your protection, do not read if safety seal is broken; call before you dig; not liable for damages arising from use or misuse; for external use only; if rash, irritation, redness, or swelling develops, discontinue reading; read only with proper ventilation; avoid extreme temperatures and store in a cool dry place; keep away from open flames; avoid contact with eyes and skin and avoid inhaling fumes; do not puncture, incinerate, or store above 120 degrees Fahrenheit; do not place near a flammable or magnetic source; smoking this message could be hazardous to your health; no salt, MSG, artificial color or flavoring added; if ingested, do not induce vomiting, and if symptoms persist, consult a physician; possible penalties for early withdrawal; offer valid only at participating sites; slightly higher west of the Rockies; allow four to six weeks for delivery; must be 18 to read; disclaimer does not cover misuse, accident, lightning, flood, tornado, tsunami, volcanic eruption, earthquake, hurricanes and other Acts of God, neglect, damage from improper reading, incorrect line voltage, improper or unauthorized reading, broken antenna or marred cabinet, missing or altered serial numbers, electromagnetic radiation from nuclear blasts, sonic boom vibrations, customer adjustments that are not covered in this list, and incidents owing to an airplane crash, ship sinking or taking on water, motor vehicle crashing, dropping the item, falling rocks, leaky roof, broken glass, mud slides, forest fire, or projectile (which can include, but not be limited to, arrows, bullets, shot, BB's, shrapnel, lasers, napalm, torpedoes, Silly String, Bourbon Beanie-Weenie Bombs, or emissions of X-rays, Alpha, Beta and Gamma rays, knives, stones, etc.); other restrictions may apply.

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    Talking

    have to say... this thread made my monday! thanks guys!

    now, back to work.

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    -carribean beach '97 (honeymoon)
    -dixie landings (POR) '98
    -coronado springs ???

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    Intercot is not responsible for unemployment when you get fired for being addicted to the site.

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    twice December '96
    December '97
    March, April May 2000
    Honeymoon December 2000 at Coronado and Wilderness lodge
    April 2001
    May 2001 PO-Riverside
    Next trip-December 2001?
    &lt;&gt;&lt;

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    The only problem is the warning label is too big to fit my forehead. Oh!! I know maybe it will fit my behind.


    Does the adhesive wash off those labels or do I need to invest in a 55 gallon drum of Goo Gone?

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    Cool


    They use the same adhesive that's used to seal bags of potato chips, so you might need something stronger than Goo Gone.

    But make sure you read all the labels!


    {And here I thought I was the only person on the planet who uses Goo Gone.... }

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    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by PolyGirl40:
    ~LOL~..Ed you are too much!!...

    ~Operators must always wear clean undergarments in case of an accident

    ~JimmyC dusting your house with his beloved rags

    I see a conflict here..

    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


    Geez . . . I hope he's not wearing them at the time. Ewww.


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    Visit Our Intercot Family Sites. All Disney, all the time:

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    Intercot West: Disneyland Inside & Out

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    I was sittin' in a crummy movie with my hands on my chin

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    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by dpamac:

    Geez . . . I hope he's not wearing them at the time. Ewww.


    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Hey, that's gives it a better shine



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