Hello all you happy intercot peeples

Greetings from the Jungle, My name is Albino Pygmy and I'll be your skipper, aligator wrestler, lion tamer, snake charmer, ballet tap teacher, cruise director, square dance caller, and if you don't laugh at any of my jokes, quite possibly your swimming instructor. All questions are to be addressed at the end of the tour, submitted it written form and only in Pygmese, English is not accepted. There is also a suggestions box should you wish to submit any suggestions or comments about your cruise today. Unfortunately Ole' Smiley has swallowed the box, but fear not, you can still submit your suggestions, because the box itself is lodged in the back of his throat. Just reach in and drop off your comment card. Oh, by the way we'll be passing the most realistic looking animals ever found in a plastic jungle that nobody seems to notice because they're all focused on their most handsome and dashing skipper, oh wait, that's me! :D

Re-hee-hee-hee-hee-hee-hee-hee-hee-eally?
Wonderful "introduction" (that was an introduction, right?) and puh-leased to meet ya!
I'm envisioning a little white Pygmy piloting one of the Jungle Cruuse boats now... How does a Pygmy reach the steering wheel anyway?

Simple. Just stand on a bunch of dinosaur coloring books we borrowed from Dr. Cornelius Bifocal, famous paleontologist, but I never had to do that since I was the tallest one in my class :D

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I laughed so hard i about fell of my chair. Thank you so much for brightening my day!

I loved it. Welcome to you.:mickey:

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Originally Posted by badkitty

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I laughed so hard i about fell of my chair. Thank you so much for brightening my day!

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Aww, I love you already. Would you stay up in the front of the boat for the rest of my shift please? It's bad enough I have to do this thing again and again all by myself :D

:welcome: to Intercot!!!

I am going to pop this over to the Water Cooler where you can meet more of the the Disney crazy people who reside here or is that just crazy people :confused:

Ok, I wasn't sure where to post my "introduction" thread, and figured this would be the best place to say hello, or whatever as it says in the forum description, lol.

Thanks for the welcomes everyone! For that, I shall use the smiley with the questionable foam finger to show my appreciation! :number1:

LOL!!! I laughed so hard reading your introduction my cat was even looking at me strange....:welcome: So thanks for the laugh...Ya know you sound exactly, to a tee, like the Jungle Cruise skipper we had in January...I have a lot of pictures of him too cause he was goofy and I loved it! he was so funny! Happy you came aboard to intercot! I can see we will be getting tons of laughs from you! :mickey:

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I just read your introduction to my DS & DD (4 & 2) and although I'm sure they didn't understand most of it, now that the laughter has ended, they are repeating as much of it as they can remember to each other! DD said she wanted to be the aligator wrestler, but DS said she has to be the ballet tap teacher cause she's a girl and girl's can't be aligator wrestlers! Of course she then jumped on DS, called him an aligator and proceded to wrestle him to the floor :D. Thanks for the laughs!

Oh geez, I've corrupted the minds of 2 more innocent kids. I'm so sorry, lol :p

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