I would not have been able to keep a straight face. :rotfl:
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Early one morning while riding on a Disney Bus to have breakfast with the Princesses in Epcot, our then 4 year old DD was dress in her Cindy Dress and crown feeling just like a princess. As we rode from Pop to Epcot a woman and her 13 year oldish DD were sitting in the seats across from us. The 13ish girl was "wearing" a Snow White dress - well the dress was a couple of sizes to small and the girl looked very uncomfortable. As we rode the mom struck up a converstaion with us asking if our DD was going to eat with the princesses. We replied yes and talked about how into princesses our DD was. The woman then replied that her DD was not into princesses but she was making her wear that princess dress and her DD was "going to get in there and make her some MAGIC." The 13ish girl looked mortified. My DH and I just looked at each other and did not really know how to reply. We told them that we hoped they had a Magical breakfast. We felt badly for the girl but still use the line "now get in there and make me some magic" at least once a trip with our kids. Even if no one else gets it we still laugh with that great memory.
We were standing in a mass of people- side by side-- waiting for Honey, We Shrunk the Audience in 2008 when my 6 year old daughter started counting. When she got to 13, she paused and looked up at me. I said "13???". She said, "Yeah, I farted 13 times". I could've died from embarrassment. She was so proud of her accomplishment. I wanted to hide... but we were shoulder to shoulder with others. We couldn't even walk away.
Embarressed? I would have hi-fived her and told her job well done.
here's one that happened last Feb, it's a new one.
Last Feb my family went and had a great week. but during the week Kansas and Missouri were playing a basketball game. Now for those that don't know it is a HUGE rivalary that's been going on since 1880, and made bigger cause it was one of the last time these teams will every play. Being Huge Kansas fans, my family was pumped for the game and went to ESPN to watch it. it was a great game, but Kansas blew it, and the bad guys won. The next morning we had breakfast in Norway. I always wear my Kansas shirt after a loss for support. as we were eating Belle came by and said something l ike "oh my did you see that game last night? the beast and i were up and watched it, I'm terribly sorry your team lost" and i said something like "yea, oh well, there were some bad calls" or something to that effect. She left and came back by and asked about the final score. I told her, and she kept coming by and mentionning the game, in a small way, rubbing it in kind of. so finally i said "wait, are you from Missouri?". and she said "why yes, i spent some of my educational years in the kingdom of Columbia"...(Where the University of Missouri is located),
My family just lost it laughing as she walked away.
after we left my brother looked at me and said "i thought you were going to punch her". it was kind of funny.
Maybe u had to be there for this 1 but my family rather enjoyed this 1! We still re enact it while in Disney!
A few years back while in epcot at the bathrooms by the rose garden there was this guy who told his gf "honey I have 2 ask u an important question but 1st I have to take a leak so wait right here on the bench and ill b right back"! A few mins later the man emerges from the bathroom wiping his hands on his pants (hopefully he just didn't think a paper towel was necessary) he gets down on 1 knee takes her hand and says honey will (flushing starts in the background from the toilets) (yes he's totally doing this in front of the bathroom)! Heh hem "honey will u... (more flushing in the background)! "oh for crying out loud" "can I pls get a break from the flushing"?! (um no u are in front of a bathroom)! "for crying out loud will u f-ing marry me"?!
How romantic! Lol! I wish some1 would propose to me on a bench outside of a bathroom! Lol!
While waiting in line for Toy Story Mania we were talking to the guy behind us who was a former cast member. He was a really funny guy. Anyway as usual there were people pushing ahead to get with their group who had gotten in line 30 minutes earlier :mad: (that is another topic).
As one teenage girl pushed past us the former cast member began to say very loudly and sarcasticly "Yeah they are up there, they are looking for you, I can see them, they are right up there!" The girl just stopped and looked at him with a dirty look then continued pushing her way forward. Maybe you had to be there but it was pretty funny. :)
We still laugh about this and I was only 9 at the time, my parents and I were queuing for splash mountain and got chatting to a group of girls (although they seemed so grown up to me) who were with their school to perform that day). Anyway we had been chatting for a while about where in America they are from and where in England we are from. She asked us if she could ask us a personal question, we said yes (wondering what was coming), she said 'is it true the British only wash once a week?', we laughed, dad lifted his arm and asked if she wanted to sniff to see! We explained that in days gone by before running hot water families would get a tin bath out once a week and heat up water for the family bath. While laughing we assured them that we had had showers that morning like we do every day!
Our other very funny moment was with a stroppy Minnie, we were all forming a long queue to see her and waiting patiently. Then someone decides to jump the queue, well Minnie was having non of it and using gestures (no words) firmly made her feelings clear and sent them to the back of the line, go Minnie!
Can I share another memory of my 'disney holiday' that actually happened at universal, sadly my dad had the camera so we didn't capture it but my dad has a brown beard. Big foot met some kids then caught site of my dad, he came over and stopped infront of my dad, Bigfoot started stroking his facial hair and looking at my dad very intently, he then stroked his beard and my dads beard a few times then gave him a bear hug! All the chaos around at the start kinda stopped just to watch the 2 of them together.
Happy days :)
Thank you everybody for this thread. I was feeling down and reading it (again) made me smile and laugh.:mickey:
I just ran across an online article about one of them I thought the folks on this thread might enjoy:
http://moms.today.msnbc.msn.com/_new...come-true?lite
That is an awesome story. :number1:
Zesty... :welcome: to INTERCOT!!!!
Great stories all!! Getting lots of smiles out of these.
My favorite one is a personal story -
When my sister was 7 and I was 10 (or so), we finally had the courage to ride ToT for the first time. The ride itself was incredible, as I'm sure you all know, but the best moment happened after the ride when the bellhop welcomed us back to the Tower.
My little sister and I came out to sit by our parents on the bench. Once my sister sat down, Dad asked her how the ride went - my sister, looking down at her legs (which were trembling), yelled in front of the entire room, "DAD! MY LEGS WON'T STOP SHAKING!" - everyone burst into laughter! :D