There Better be a Vacuum coming

**JPL** · 11-26-2008, 05:43 PM

So today I get my mail and see a nice holiday card from Dotrocks looks innocent enough so I open it and 9 Bazillion little stars coming flying out all over the floor

So I know it's the thought that counts but has to make you wonder what she was thinking

The glittery little stars set off the

alarms accross the country and my pet Wombat was so scared he ran away

Please send someone

**trackbarroness** · 11-26-2008, 06:32 PM

Cookie I'd glove to come but I'd just bring along some pixie dust

You know we glove you right Cookie/JPL?

hugs
and
have
a
Magical night

**JPL** · 11-26-2008, 06:46 PM

Just a warning to all in the vacinity of Dotrocks I couldn't shut down the Beenie Weenie auto response system and the Drunken Mutant Sea Monkeys are not responding to thier recall orders

**chrisb26** · 11-26-2008, 06:59 PM

Wow you have a pet wombat! Or should I say had a pet wombat. You also have Drunken Mutant Sea Monkeys at your disposal just to send after people that is awesome!

Well maybe not so awesome for Rocks

But hey it could be worse Jp just remember that. Imagine if she would have gotten you a card that sang "It's A Small World After All" that would have been way worse then some confetti.

**JPL** · 11-26-2008, 08:25 PM

Lost One Wombat
Answers to the Name of Fluffies

If found please do not feed him any Gummies and return to JPL at Intercot

**Blue Genie** · 11-26-2008, 08:46 PM

Hey JP I got one from Doc last week also and samething happen to me. Got a card some Doc when to open and little stars started to come out my mom bout filp and it when all over the place.

**JPL** · 11-26-2008, 09:07 PM

Don't worry Genie I will make her pay

**Blue Genie** · 11-26-2008, 09:28 PM

THX Pal

**Patricia** · 11-26-2008, 09:29 PM

Aww, how cute.

I want a carpet full of glitter stars.. oh wait.. I already have that.

**wizardmickey** · 11-27-2008, 12:12 AM

So I went running to the craft room shouting ; "Look honey! It's the first card of the season!" excitedly we tore the envelope open and were inundated by tiny shiney golden stars... They were pretty, until the cats decided they wanted to get involved...

Nevertheless; THANKS for the awesome card Rock.i!!!!!!

**Tiggerdog** · 11-27-2008, 02:48 PM

Quick! Alert TiggTigg5, JimmyC (I miss this guy!), and the Bumbles! Get the silly string, Guinness, and the B-52!

Figgie, run fast and far. I repeat, run fast and far. My Small World snowglobe is glowing right now.

Yes, the Small World snowglobe that I shattered into a million little pieces this summer. The snowglobe that repairs itself every time I shatter it.

Figgie, you are not safe! Grab all of your gummies and make a break for it!

**Chescat** · 11-30-2008, 12:11 AM

I also received said card. Mine went all over my dining room table.

Sorry I haven't seen Fluffies. We'll search high and low!

**wizardmickey** · 11-30-2008, 01:15 AM

I think I might have seen this Wombat-thingie... it was sitting underneath the tree by my window where normally the squirrels dine upon the fine fare we leave out for them, and at first glance I thought it might have been a shaved cat... we have so many strays in the neighborhood, and a few strange kids a few blocks down who might perhaps find it funny to shave a cat... hey, it could happen!
Anyway, since I wasn't sure what I was looking at, I grabbed my slippers and carefully snuck out the back door to grab the water hose as I usually do in order to scare away the cats who sit beneath our feeders trying to maybe catch a squirrel or a bird (there was this one time when a cat jumped up the tree and a fight between cat and squirrel ensued, with the feline on the losing end!) and realized "That ain't no hairless cat! Perhaps it's the dreaded Loup Garou!!!!!! Ahhhhhhhh!!!!!
As I screamed, it ran.... leaving behind a small pile of partially digested gummi's...