Why Men Are Happy Creatures ( Humourous )

[RAIDER]

Why Men are just happier people.

What do you expect from such simple creatures?

Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can be President.
You can never be pregnant.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
Graying hair adds attraction.
Wedding dress~$5000. Tux rental ~$100.
The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
You almost never have strap problems in public.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
Everything on your face stays its original color.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life.
Your belly usually hides your big hips.
One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

[mrsgaribaldi]

Wrinkles add character.
Graying hair adds attraction.

I can live with all of them but these two really make me

[disneydeb]

I'll copy this to take to work today Thanks for the laugh!

[mouseketeer mom]

That was really funny. I love the Christmas shopping one. Its Sept. and I'm already thinking about what gifts to get whom! I always say, my husband is as surprised as the kids to see whats under the tree on Christmas morning.

[Caroleh]

That's great!!!

[gauvin4]

Thanks for the laugh this morning!

That was really funny. I love the Christmas shopping one. Its Sept. and I'm already thinking about what gifts to get whom! I always say, my husband is as surprised as the kids to see whats under the tree on Christmas morning.

Same way at my house.

[disneydrmr]

Thanks for the chuckle!

[RedSoxFan]

Very funny.

[Nate's Grandpa]

Very funny.
Very true.

Thanks for the laugh!

[k_reile]

That was really funny. I love the Christmas shopping one. Its Sept. and I'm already thinking about what gifts to get whom! I always say, my husband is as surprised as the kids to see whats under the tree on Christmas morning.

My dad was always that way...and now my husband is. Christmas is just as fun for them because they know of nothing that either my mom or I bought.

[DMApixie]

Very cute!

I always say, my husband is as surprised as the kids to see whats under the tree on Christmas morning.

There seems to be a trend forming. It is the same at my house too. Hubby has even asked me on Christmas Day... "Did we get my Mom anything?"

[pogo]

Thanks Raider !

I still think you have a twisted mind.... but I like it. Got any more ?

[scottgr]

HHAHA..Thats good.

[disneydeb]

Thanks Raider !

I still think you have a twisted mind.... but I like it. Got any more ?

Are you sure this is not where the life-saver joke came from?


My husband OWNS the Christmas shopping one!

[Dsnygirl]

Thanks for the laugh!! Think I'll have to share w/ my DH and see if he agrees...

[iheartmickey]

So true and so funny ... thanks for the laugh.

[RAIDER]

Thanks Raider !

I still think you have a twisted mind.... but I like it. Got any more ?

Thankyou for the compliment I will have some more next week

[pdrlkr]