10 Funniest Things Heard at Disney

[BAMABOY]

This has been posted before but it is one of my favorites.
When standing in line for a ride or while sitting down to eat we have all overheard other peoples conversations. Have you ever heard anything that made you laugh or made you shake your head or just say "what are they thinking". Here are a few of my favorites.

10. While standing on main Street waiting for Wishes I over heard a man say, "Look, now it's blue, now it's yellow! How in the world do they make that castle change colors like that?"

9. " Stop that or when we get home I'm going to sell all your toys" ~ Father at son who was swinging on the ropes at the boat dock at Wilderness Lodge

8 " Okay guys who wants to go Pooh ? " ~ Mom asking her family walking in front of the Many Adventures of WtP

7. " Why do they even show the movie ? No one is staying" ~ Child walking through theater after Maelstrom.

6 "Can Tinkerbell fly without being attached to that wire ?" ~ Child asking mother after wishes

5 " That really IS the wildest ride in the wilderness" Child after BTMR

4. " Daddy why is Jungle Cruise closed? Because you weren't good in the car. ~ Dad at daughter in Adventureland.

3. " SLOW DOWN GRANDMA " ~ Child at grandma who was speeding away on her electric wheel chair.

2. " Behave or I will tell Mickey that your friends with Jafar" Dad at younger son.

1. " Daddy they're sure are a lot of fat people at Disney" ~ Son to dad while walking around tomorrowland.

[Scar]

Guest at any resort bus stop...

"Which bus goes to DisneyWorld?"

[sassafras]

How about "What time is the 3 o'clock parade?"!

[MississippiDisneyFreak]

We're not doing all the parks, just Disney World.....(I assume they are refering to MK)

[IloveJack]

2. " Behave or I will tell Mickey that your friends with Jafar" Dad at younger son.

Bahahaha! I'm going to have to remember that one.

Not so much AT the World, but I hear this one often...
"Disney World isn't worth the time."
"Have you ever been?"
"No, but I've been to Disneyland a lot."

[midlifemagic]

On an extremely crowded day at HS mid-morning, "Do you want try that Toy Story Mania attraction?"

[Dulcee]

7. " Why do they even show the movie ? No one is staying" ~ Child walking through theater after Maelstrom.

Oh did this make me giggle. We always skip on the movie. My fiance tried to make me sit through it the first time he went and I still refused.

[Ed]

Guest talking to security officer on the parking lot at TTC...

"I can't find my rental car. It's a small white car with a Florida license tag."

Well, now... that certainly narrows it down.

[floridamom]

Man to his wife in Soarin' standby line: "That line there is for all those people who paid extra for Fastpasses."

[WRWDisney]

Just heard this one today during a ride stoppage while on the Tower of Terror, "attention Hollywood Hotel guests, please put your clothes back on". The ride remained stopped for a few more moments and then continued on. They then let everyone on our "elevator" re-ride.

Had us rofl

[Jared]

4. " Daddy why is Jungle Cruise closed? Because you weren't good in the car. ~ Dad at daughter in Adventureland.

This one made me giggle. Great parenting there.

[Zawadi]

Whilst watching the Headless Horseman prior to the Halloween Parade...

My niece to her Mum: Is that a real horse?

Mum (keeping a poker face): No! It's off the Carousel!

[artyboy]

Little girl in a princess outfit exiting the monorail at Epcot: "YOU LEFT IT ON BIG THUNDER MOUNTAIN????"

Mother's response: "Honey, I barely got Grandma off the ride."

We still say this on every trip!

[McLiberal8]

I always hear people say things like 'Okay, were doing Disneyland today, then Epcot tomorrow, right? And then the zoo place on the last day?'

It takes all I have not to nerd out and correct them..

[faline]

Guest talking to security officer on the parking lot at TTC...

"I can't find my rental car. It's a small white car with a Florida license tag."

Well, now... that certainly narrows it down.

Isn't that every rental car in Florida??!!

[Jared]

Isn't that every rental car in Florida??!!

Mine was gold last weekend!

[Disney4us2]

I heard this while I was waiting (in the exit-h/c entrance) for Peter Pan at Disneyland. A couple of seniors were getting off saying "This is like Space Mountan for old people". Cracked me up.

[tundramom]

While sitting at AK at dusk one night- dad to other adult male " They have to go to the bathroom again, they're little urinating machines" DD still crack up over this one.

[r4kids]

#7 could be any of my 4 kids. We haven't stayed and watched the movie in years!!

[lovinmesomedisney]

At security bag check at Epcot....A man asked what they were looking for in his bag. Security told him, "We heard there is a mouse loose, we're looking for him!"