All right, this thread has been thoroughly scrubbed, the gris gris bags have been shaken around it, and Clorox has been liberally poured everywhere.

Now, please fasten your seatbelts; momentarily we will be landing at Jym and Rachel's doorstep to welcome Little Alex home. Please wipe your feet before you enter the household and put on these complementary face masks. Trousers are not optional; they must be worn at all times.

Who wants first diaper changing duty?