Just Questions...Follow the Green Bunny

[Mickey'sGirl]

So are there more jokes?

I'm afraid to tell jokes any more....I wasn't appreciated...

What do you call a dinosaur that tells long stories?

Alex wouldn't mind if I took a sleeve or two, would he?

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Don't use his name....this is secret stuff!!

[Christine]

Me-thinks you saw the same e-mail I have been stealing questions from?

I want this email~ can you 'reproduce' it here for us?

[offwego]

BB, I never want to know what's in it. Thankfully I'm just virtually eating it.

Hip hop, does that have anything to do with Easter coming up?

Not so much...different kind of bunnies in the videos.

Shakira maybe? Or the new one with Beyonce and Shakira?

I'm afraid to tell jokes any more....I wasn't appreciated...

What do you call a dinosaur that tells long stories?

We do so appreciate them..we just have a different way of showing it. Besides imitation is the sincerest form of flattery right?

Longtail?

[Mickey'sGirl]

What do you call a dinosaur that tells long stories?

Longtail?

Nope --
Tyranno - BORE - us.

How was that?

[Jasper]

But we have been in the yard a couple times whacking some balls.

Wouldn't it be more productive to be whacking moles while in the yard rather than balls? Oh wait, that would be at Chuck-E-Cheese, not in the yard. Sorry, my bad!!

[Jasper]

I want this email~ can you 'reproduce' it here for us?

Not sure if I still have it in electronic form, but if I do I will post it.

In the mean time; Does the Little Mermaid wear an algebra?

[Nascfan]

I'm afraid to tell jokes any more....I wasn't appreciated...

Oh Jenn, we appreciate you!

I want this email~ can you 'reproduce' it here for us?

I would if I could, Jasper, care to help out the competition in your race to 3k? It would give you another post. Cany anyone else believe how close this is still? It's going to go right down to the wire.

[Mickey'sGirl]

In the mean time; Does the Little Mermaid wear an algebra?

Scott -- I imagine you have this answer?

[disneydrmr]

Scott -- I imagine you have this answer?

No, Scott has her wearing a sweater - remember?

[Mickey'sGirl]

No, Scott has her wearing a sweater - remember?

nononononono....he was HOLDING her sweater. Scott?

[Jasper]

I'm afraid to tell jokes any more....I wasn't appreciated.

Oh sure, your jokes were very much appreciated, we just have very strange ways of showing it around here. After all, we are all so calm, quiet, and reserved around here it is hard to know what we are thinking!!!

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?

[Jasper]

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I would if I could, Jasper, care to help out the competition in your race to 3k? It would give you another post. Cany anyone else believe how close this is still? It's going to go right down to the wire.[/QUOTE]

What, moi take a cheap way out for another easy post? Surely you jest? Ok, I know don't call you Shirley, right?

[Jasper]

Ok, here it is, The title is the Philosophy of Ambiguity.

By the way, I reserve the right to use these in may later posts when I come up dry!!

Also, be warned that this is fairly long.

Philosophy of Ambiguity


1. Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.

2. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor....

3. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

4. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?

6. I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.

7. What if there were no hypothetical questions?

8. If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

9. If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself is it considered a hostage situation?

10. Is there another word for synonym?

11. Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all?"

12. What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?

13. If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?

14. Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

15 Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?

16. If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

17. Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?

18. If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

19. Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?

20. How do they get deer to cross the road only at those yellow road signs?

21. What was the best thing before sliced bread?

22. One nice thing about egotists: They don’t talk about other people.

23. Does the Little Mermaid wear an algebra?

25. How is it possible to have a civil war?

26. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?

27. If you ate both pasta and antipasto, would you still be hungry?

28. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

29. Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have "S" in it?

30. Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?

31. Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?

32. If you spin an oriental man in a circle three times does he become disoriented?

[Nascfan]

Family site, family site, family site. Yes, I'll hold her sweater for her.

Jasper, you stole my answer! Hahaha!

I've got a couple quick things to finish up here, then I'm outta here for the weekend! Thanks for all the bday wishes for my wife. Everyone have a nice weekend ok? Enjoy the camping, hockey, and whatever else may come your way.

One last thought, why ask why?

[disneydrmr]

nononononono....he was HOLDING her sweater. Scott?

While he was holding onto her tail so she couldn't get away from him.

So, who buried my spare question under all that jello? (and no Nat, I don't think I really wanna know what's in the stuff since I've been eating quite a bit of it for lunch since it's only 10 calories...)

[drummerboy]

Hip hop, does that have anything to do with Easter coming up?

That reminds me, it's about time to hip hop over to a new thread. I'll wait until things quiet down tomorrow. Anybody want to guess what the new title will be (first two words don't count)?

Is the bus in place for when Alex gets back? Did everybody get the equipment out of the way? By the way, does anybody have any spare Chinook spark plugs?

[offwego]

While he was holding onto her tail so she couldn't get away from him.

So, who buried my spare question under all that jello? (and no Nat, I don't think I really wanna know what's in the stuff since I've been eating quite a bit of it for lunch since it's only 10 calories...)

Di if you think my views on hamburger helper are extreme you should google jello ingredients.

See you next week Scott.

Do we have cookies?

[disneydrmr]

That reminds me, it's about time to hip hop over to a new thread. I'll wait until things quiet down tomorrow. Anybody want to guess what the new title will be (first two words don't count)?

Is the bus in place for when Alex gets back? Did everybody get the equipment out of the way? By the way, does anybody have any spare Chinook spark plugs?

Maybe something about April showers and Flowers? Um, we don't use a bus - we use your RV - remember? (whispering to others -"hmmm.. that knock on the head by Jaspar's crane must've rattled Ken's brains a bit more than we first thought...") All the equipment is 'cleaned up' (just hope Alex doesn't open his shed....) Um, spare Chinook spark plugs... let's see - who lives closest to a military base? Frankie's a secret spy - I bet he can get you a few!

[offwego]

That reminds me, it's about time to hip hop over to a new thread. I'll wait until things quiet down tomorrow. Anybody want to guess what the new title will be (first two words don't count)?

Is the bus in place for when Alex gets back? Did everybody get the equipment out of the way? By the way, does anybody have any spare Chinook spark plugs?

Ok so Just Questions...then move that bus?

Or look out for spring showers?

Or Just questions for April fools?

Or No questions cause it's April Fools?

And you know until Di and you asked about Chinook spark plugs I thought you were using wind power. DUH!

[Jasper]

And you know until Di and you asked about Chinook spark plugs I thought you were using wind power. DUH!

Well, there is certainly enough HOT wind in this thread to get just about anything off the ground!

If two people in____________ (pickthe state such as West Virginia, Kentucky, California, etc. that you like to pick on) get divorced, are they still brother and sister?